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Newshour on BBC World Service

Tuesday, February 26th, 2013

So, I’m in Algeria working for BBC Media Action. As my French and Arabic are pretty ropey, I did what every self-respecting ex-pat should do and clocked 20 minutes of our finest export. Then I took off the One Direction album – and tuned into the World Service.

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

WHO Nomia Iqbal (and Paul Henley)

WHAT BBC World Service Newshour

WHEN Tuesday 26 February

Nomia

Nomia

1431

Bulletin: beautifully written and read. Although if we’re quibbling, the Luxor balloon ‘plunging’ felt a little tabloid. Stories on the Italian Election, the Luxor crash, a dangerous dye in school uniforms in Shanghai, evidence of rape and torture of Tamils in Sri Lanka , Pope Benedict’s new title, and how water-buffalo, donkey and goat have been found horse-meat style in South African beef.

“You’re listening to news hour, I’m Nomia Iqbal.” Perfect tone and pace into a special report.

1435

Special coverage from Russia, looking at background of new laws banning the ‘promotion of homosexuality.’ It all sounds a bit 1988

There followed a slightly rambling set-up chat from reporter Paul Henley. Which was a shame as the package it introduced was an amazing bit of work. It painted the picture of a boy in a provincial school. The boy’s adopted father is a man in his forties who paid a woman £16k to fake a marriage, and adopt the boy. They then split up and the man moved to this isolated community to bring up the boy with his male partner, a man the boy knows only as his uncle. They plan to tell him the whole truth when he’s 15. The boy had been orphaned after his alcoholic mum was murdered. For two men who could lose their child if discovered, this was brave, eye-opening and intimate radio.

And listening to that was Vitaly Milanov. He’s the architect of the new anti-gay law and the man who promised to attend a (Queen of all the Gays) Madonna gig in St Petersburg to “control its moral content.”

Paul conducts a calm and balanced interview with this man, who’s finest comments included, “Different adults are trying to attract minors, saying the immoral way was the right way of living,” and “Homosexuals destroy society and do not inherit the kingdom of God.”

We hear audio of another provincial leader who says “homosexuality can be spread through parades. These people do not work. They live off strange income through art shows.”

Also with Paul is the perfectly reasonable voice of a Russian/American Lesbian journalist who lives in Moscow with her girlfriend and 3 children. There is a moderate and thoughtful discussion about her lifestyle, and no direct confrontation between both live guests. It ends as Molanov (now sounding seriously unhinged to this listener) suggests that “our beloved Britain is turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.”

Nomia is back. She 2 ways Paul to ask him whether Milanov’s views are representative. He replies that Russia is becoming more polarised on this issue. The sequence ends with a final piece of audio with someone from the All Russia People’s Union, asked if he knew any gay people. “No, I don’t have damaging connections. In our circle we say if you shake hands with a homosexual you become one,” Paul pays off with the answer,

“I defy you to come up with a non-partisan journalistic reaction to that.”

1449

Nomia resets, You’re listening to Newshour and recaps the Italy story with a clip and some copy on the Luxor ballon.

Then does something that to me is the radio equivalent of nails down a blackboard. PLEASE can someone invent a radio mouse that both doesn’t click, and who’s click wheel doesn’t make that rumbling sound when being rolled?

1450

Mali: Discovery of Al Queda papers in Mali. Two way with French correspondent.

SUMMARY

The World Service is one of our best kept secrets, at least domestically. It rises above the petty UK squabbles and preoccupations, and presents you with a wider perspective on the planet. The simplicity of the writing and the plainness of the delivery for an international audience are a welcome change from our frenetic home services.

Here was a well-ordered bulletin followed by a typically World Service treatment. The discussions here tend to have more light than heat. Less confrontational swagger and more attempt to understand each side’s view.

The package showed tenacious research and the live guests added to the piece rather than merely repeating the arguments. The overlong introduction from both Nomia and Paul was the only low point. So often we bury our best audio under the weight of some crippling pre-amble. Put the best stuff up front, always, and keep a listener longer.

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Paul Anthony on Planet Rock

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013

Poor old Planet Rock, twice passed from pillar to post, when all they want to do is rrrrrock. What do we make of Mr Bauer’s shiny new purchase?

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

WHO Paul Anthony

WHAT Planet Rock

WHEN Tuesday 12 February

Logo of Planet Rock

Planet Rock logo

0809 Red Rain/Pete Gabriel

0812 Link: Back Announce, Timecheck. “Comin’ up, Hit the Breaks with EBC Brakes” Your chance to win … a mug.

Trampled Under Foot/Led Zeppelin

0817 ID: UK – You Rock, Planet Rock, where Rock Lives.

Common Man/Black Country Communion

0822 Back Announce, Timecheck. “On the way, Hit the Breaks then.” And Paul sells it with the line “Win that fine piece of porcelain.”

Dry ID: Planet Rock Travel: M80 Falkirk, M1 Derbyshire, M1 Northamptonshire, M25 Swanscombe.

ID: First there was rock, then there was mortgage, then there were the kids. Now there is rock again. Welcome Home! Planet Rock, where Rock Lives.

Closer to the Heart/Rush

Link: Back Announce, Timecheck. Intros Hit the Breaks with a massively long sponsor tag. “Three artists to identify, simply from their  guitar breaks. If you’re plucked from my placcy bag today, you could win this fine piece of porcelain, available from the Planet Rock merch store.” Plays nicely-produced audio.

0828 Easy Livin’/Uriah Heep

SUMMARY

Well, Sound Women would have their work cut out here. Unashamedly Dad-Rock, with only one in four songs under twenty years old. Clichéd imaging growly voice-over? Check. Leather effect website background? Check. Cheesy feature titles? Check.

There’s some bizarre imaging going on, like a bed-less traffic introduced by a dry voiceover – and that mortgage liner. Which you could argue TOTALLY gets the audience – or TOTALLY excludes anyone under 50.

Paul’s a solid enough presenter, but there’s no obvious passion for these songs. His links are structured in the same way. No endorsement, no train-spotter facts. Even his lines around the admittedly clever Hit the Breaks (sponsored by a brakes firm) sound read straight off the page.

Which is odd. Buried away in this schedule are the still-brilliant-if-you-like-that-kind-of-thing  Nicky Horne and former (edited night-time show) Breakfast host Alice Cooper.

If Bauer can take the quirk and indie spirit from elsewhere in the schedule, and add their nous for station sound and marketing, and hey, maybe even a woman or two, Planet Rock could be worth turning up. To eleven, obviously.

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Ian Beaumont Live and Direct on The Source FM

Tuesday, February 5th, 2013

There’s an interesting debate being played out on MediaUK.com at the moment. What started as a relatively grown-up discussion about Global turned around when Ian Beaumont posted “Just listen to my show tomorrow on The Source FM at 11am, I’ll show you how I do it every week, and how it should be done.” Now, Richard Park’s a busy man. We listened in, so he doesn’t have to.

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

WHO:   Ian Beaumont

WHAT:   The Source FM

WHEN:  Tuesday 5 February

Logo for Source

Somewhere there’s a blog waiting to be written about community radio station logos.

1119  The History of Apple Pie/See You

1121  “There we go, the History of Apple Pie, didnt know there was one. And that was See You, their latest track. Coming up to 21 past 11. Gonna take a look at the traffic and travel in a few minutes time and as i said, I’ve got a real classic country track from the Charlie Daniels Band, in seconds flat. ”

1121 PROMO: Val Baker’s Country Show. Includes the words how-doody and yee-ha.

ID: (Tony James dry VO) Ian Beaumont plays your favourite music

The Devil Went to Georgia/Charlie Daniels Band (includes ‘you sonofabitch’)

1125 BA. “OK, let’s check out the Traffic and Travel situation.” A frog in Ian’s throat seems to be the only problem. St Thomas Street at Penryn is closed though. “Looking quite good out there (gap) this morning. Bed fades. No station ID.

1126 Do you know the way to San Jose?/Dionne Warwick

1129 Very deliberate BA. “Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening around and about the area right now.” The Art Gallery has a new exhibition on 9th, apparently. Cinema listings at the poly. Tomorrow, Director Geoff Orlowskis documentary about global warming in the arctic. “That’s a really, really, interesting documentary,” enthuses Ian, who I am sure has seen it. “We’ll have more throughout the course of the programme”. And in Columbo mode, he throws in that Falmouth Town are playing St Austell in the South Western Peninsula League. “That should be a good match tonight.”

1130 If I said you had a Beautiful Body/Bellamy Brothers

ID: The Source FM. 96.1.

Golden Brown/The Stranglers

1136

“The Stranglers, and Golden Brown, and before that you heard the Bellamy Brothers and If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me … It’s The Source FM, it’s er 24 minutes to twelve, I’m Ian Beaumont, hope you’re enjoying the music, we got – we – we got some more classic tracks coming up, we’ve got some Queen coming up in just a bit. (big breath) So, er… but er… first, I gotta play – I gotta play this again. He – he’s… he’s one of our local artists and he’s really, really good, I really like his stuff. This is Andrew Bellamy, and this track is called Ten Thousand Things.” (Verbatim from Media UK)

Andrew Bellamy (no relation to the Brothers, I’m guessing. And not just the next song in the database)/Ten Thousand Things.

SUMMARY

Anyone who wants to be on the radio, seemingly now can be. Community Radio is flourishing – if by flourishing we mean giving thousands of people the chance to do just that, if not raising enough cash to stay on the air. Podcasters and Bedroom FM internet stations are another way to circumvent gate-keepers like the rest of us. And don’t get me wrong, I LOVE that.

But when someone posts, even after being politely challenged by the likes of Paul Easton that “No Paul, this is not my opinion on how it should be done. This is how everybody who I’ve read, describes it. Dan O’Day, Mike Powell, Robert McLeish, Gary Berkowitz, Steve Pulley, Robin Banks, they all write about how radio presentation should be done, and every single one of them, says the same things, albeit in different ways, but they are all saying the same thing, and it’s basically what I do,” they’re kind of in the greenhouse with a sack of rocks.

Ian. Stick at it. Yes, your music is eclectic and that could be exactly what the good people of Penmere and Ponsharden crave rather than Toby Anstis and Alicia Keys.

I’d work at your speech content. Bravo for attempting local information, but think about the order. I suspect your audience is more up for the Falmouth match than documentary films about icebergs, however well-intentioned. Bravo too for championing local music, a space now almost wholly owned by community stations and BBC Introducing.

Three things I’ve never liked: Traffic “and Travel”? To the audience, it’s all traffic. Or all travel. Some people think there’s little point to it at all. Especially in teeny markets. And why does everyone persist in calling songs, “tracks”? Especially in music-curation or oldies formats, a ‘song’ is a word full of memory and emotion. A track is a groove on an inanimate object. Classic is an over-used adjective, while we’re banging on.

But most of all, Ian, beware hollow promises. When your VO tells me ‘Ian Beaumont plays your favourite music’ and you DON’T play Zero 7, Eels and ABC, you’ve lied to me. And on a dial you share with Jon Humphreys, Evan Davis, Jeremy Vine, even Pam Spriggs, your web biog is on a sticky wicket suggesting you offer “informed opinion and commentary, that no other broadcaster does, even in talk radio.”

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Neil Fox Shard OB on Magic 105.4

Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

Magic 105.4 had the best view of London this morning, live from the View at the Shard, 69 floors above the city, as Neil Fox kept on telling us.

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WHO   Neil Fox

WHAT  Magic 105.4

WHEN  30 January 2013

0748

I’m a Believer/Monkees

Back Announce. “Coming up, Simon Hughes MP. This is his Manor.”

TRAFFIC: very tight read.

Back to Neil. “What a great view.” Chats about weather.

ID: “Magic Breakfast wth Neil Fox, Live from the top of the Shard.”

ADS: Weightwatchers/Greggs/Fishpools Furniture Store/Sainsburys/Shreddies

ID: Magic Breakfast with Neil Fox. Morning has broken with Nescafe Original. (“Morning!” says Neil in the gap) Magic 105.4 (sung).

0753

La Isla Bonita/Madonna

Over intro: “Beautiful view this morning from 69 floors up. London, you are looking absolutely magnificent.” Then, slightly bizarrely, comes in before the middle eight. Lets the song bubble annoyingly at very low level for a big chunk of the interview.

“I guess, Simon Hughes, this is your manor. You been up before?” Yeah. loads of times, apparently. Hughes is effusive about the impact of the tower – and keen to underline his support for it, and that of local people. They chat about looking at the flats here, but not being able to afford them. Nice use of ‘flat’ rather than ‘apartment’. “Great view though”, counters Foxy. Simon talks about Guys and other local landmarks.

Hughes then takes credit for the space at the very top, which he says won’t be used commercially. He wanted the “place nearest to heaven and nearest to God to be availabile for quiet meetings and conferences,” which is an interesting line. The very last space – floor 95 they think. Neil’s DJ reflex takes over. “Got the perfect song to play there, Paradise by Coldplay.”

“It is a great view,” says Neil. “We saw the river illuminate as the sun came up. Takes on a whole new meaning when you see London at that time of day.”

“Good news is, you used to only be able to see it on a plane”, continues Hughes with Foxy’s thought, nicely crashing the vocal and trampling all over the song.

Paradise/Coldplay

0759

Neil tells us if we’d like to see the view, it opens on Friday morning. Throws ahead to Kristina Train’s live performance.

Simon Hughes is back. 12,000 jobs were created here, lots ‘for the general community’. Chat about the idea of doing his surgery here. And again, ‘there are some nice flats going under here’. Again, Hughes says he couldn’t afford them.

0800

ADS: Thomsons/Cancer Research/Money Supermarket (also crashes vocal)/Belvita’s terrible News spoof ad/ ID:This is Magic 105.4, News Travel and Weather coming next/Lexus

ID: Online, on digital, and 105.4FM. This is Magic. Magic 105.4.

NEWS: OFT Fuel (clip)/ Squires Inquest (copy)/ Cameron in Algeria (copy)/ Police Recruitment (copy)/ Cowell Richlist (copy)/ More news at 8.30 – Brief traffic.

0805

ID: Double donut with Foxy inhabiting every non-sung space. Magic Breakfast with Neil Fox. Thanks Verity, 69 floors up, Wednesday rush hour takes on a different view from here. Promos Jon Culshaw soon and Kristina Train again.

Chasing Cars/Snow Patrol

SUMMARY

This was a great idea. The Shard opens on Friday, let’s do a show up it. But it also shows up the challenges of doing speech OBs in a music format. In this 20 minutes, we heard two songs brutally cut down in their prime. Odd, surely, on a station that usually really cares about the tunes. It’s a bit OB 1.01 too, not to have a guest mic up once you bring in a song, otherwise they WILL crash the vocal!

Surely no MP has ever had as much airtime on Magic before? Funny guest booking. Journalistically too, a VERY pro voice. I wouldn’t have expected to hear someone from Shard-cool English Heritage or Unesco for example, but the building is not universally applauded and just one challenging question to Hughes about it would have made his two on-air appearances seem a little less self-congratulatory.

The view is ‘great’. For a show that’s making it a focal point, maybe we could have heard more of it? Perhaps the team could have found some little details to describe, and brainstormed language and treatments to really bring them to life for the listener.

Bad webcam shot.

If you set up a webcam, do tell people not to stand in front of it.

At least there was a live webcam stream for those that needed visual stimulation. Not just a static shot of a few flight-cases and some laptops, too. Nicely branded window graphics and over Foxy’s shoulder, that ‘great view’ we’ve been hearing so much about.

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Star Radio North East

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013

It’s trying ten formats in ten days, under agit prop PD Robin Banks. Black hole or super nova?

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

Star FM

WHO Chris Kaye

WHAT Star Radio North East

WHEN Tuesday 22 January

2004 

Karma Chamelion/Culture Club

ID: This is Star Radio

I Will Wait/Mumford and Sons

Link: “This is Star where we’re doing ten formats in ten days. Today was love songs,” says Chris. Then launches into a personality/local link. He was buying Fish and Chips today, “from Rosemary Lane in Richmond, just by the Unicorn (a pub presumably, unless there are mythical animals on the loose in North Yorkshire) and Help the Aged”.  The woman serving asked if he wanted a splash. Not vinegar, apparently and he was too scared to ask. “I’ve Never heard that phrase before. Is that a Richmond thing?,” he asks. And rather surprisingly as I was expecting this would be voice-tracked, gives a phone number.

Now That We Found Love/Heavy D and the Boyz

ID: Star Radio Star Radio

Every Breath You Take/Police

ID: This is Star Radio

Gotye/Sombody That I Used To Know

Link: “This is Star with 10 formats in ten days. It is underway. 10 days of completely different radio.” Sophie in Bishop Aukland wants some Queen on – and it will be “with you in next ten minutes.” Chris resets his chips solicit. Colin Kent thinks it does mean vinegar. Brian Wade agrees. Nice to hear some surnames, a radio endangered species.

It’s definitely not vinegar, says Chris, who’s never heard the phrase before. “Is it a Richmond or North East/North Yorkshire thing?” By which time, a throwaway local image aside is turning into a saga of War of the Rings proportions. Jeez, just tell us love.

ID: Star Evenings with Simply Pleasure, Bondgate, Darlington. (And I checked. The breathy female VO should have given it away. Yes. These tunes and batter-related banter are being brought to us by a dildo shop.)

SUMMARY

Perceived wisdom – well, the anoraks on digital spy – are expecting this to be the larval phase for Star. A clever headline-grabbing stunt, during which the erstwhile Alpha/A1/Durham FM/Minster Northallerton caterpillars are well and truly cocooned before breaking open to reveal another Jack or some-such.

It looks like this show is untouched by the wider stunt. Chris refers to it in the past tense in his opening link and you’d have to be have a sick sense of humour to describe Every Breath You Take as a love song. And here’s part of the problem. Your attempt at talkability is hampered as soon as your presenters have to talk about ‘formats’. Does Daphne in Darlo get the radio gag? That’s if she’s not been driven away by Sixties Monday yesterday. And if the ‘different format every day’ stunt is encouraging trial, wouldn’t you do it 24/7 rather than daytimes only.

But here in evening limbo, sandwiched between The Legends – another stunty roll of the dice – and the computer in a cupboard scheduling of ‘Non Stop Star’ from ten, Chris is trying hard. There’s interaction, stuff happening on Facebook and on air, dedicated songs and localness. Show me many stations north of 102 mHz doing that at night. Not even BBC Radios York and Newcastle any more. He’d be even better if he didn’t insist everything was over a bed.

Someone should have a word with the music guy – Heavy D anyone?! – but other than that, good luck to Star. They’re gonna need it. Even combining three former TSAs and on FIVE transmitters, this still only reaches 168,000 pairs of ears. And Heart is Coming. Probably.

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Mike Read on BBC Radio Berkshire

Tuesday, January 8th, 2013

We listen in to a radio legend, at radio’s home for the showbizzed, and become strangely attracted to metal detecting. We all know Mike Read’s finest broadcast. It’s this one. But what’s Mike Read, yes, that Mike Read, doing on BBC Radio Berkshire?

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

WHO That Mike Read

WHAT BBC Radio Berkshire

WHEN 7 January 2013

1420

Mid-conversation with a metal detector enthusiast. Romans would throw coins into the water before they crossed a bridge for an offering to the Gods, apparently. So it’s a good place to look for stuff.  Mike says stinging nettles are a clue. And he’s right. Expert agrees that it’s a sign something is buried there. Old public footpaths are good. Mike’s dead into this. He talks about the River Wey and finding the lost manor of Windlesham!

In a nice bit of selling ahead, he talks about plotting to do a special show, seemingly digging up the grounds of BBC Radio Berkshire’s Caversham grounds. They discuss how to plan a recce, the role of the Berkshire record office, discover where outdoor events were held, how you cover a large patch etc.

It’s all strangely compelling. A lovely radio theatre moment when the expert goes off mic to retrieve his detector and makes it a satisfying ooo-eee-ooo noise when he turns it on. “There’s quite a lot of metal in here, Colin” says Mike drily.

It gets a bit pluggy when the expert suggests, “Go to Leisure Promotions in Newbury where Mick Turrell will be very willing to help you wth your choice and take you out to fields where you can use your detector.” Or indeed join the metal detectors’ club he’s a member of.

Mike re-sets. “Excellent, we’ll talk more in a moment. Talking archeology and metal detecting with Colin Hennell. 26 after 2. This is BBC Radio Berkshire”

1426 Gary Puckett & The Union Gap/Young Girl

1428 Segue into

ID: “BBC Radio Berkshire, Travel You Trust, As It Happens.”

Mike introduces Barry Lewis. He tells us the M4’s OK. M25 or M3 ok. CCTV in Reading and Slough say OK. Speed sensors in Slough say it could be a bit slow in one location. And the trains are all ok.

ID: “Get the latest travel you trust online, at bbc.co.uk/berkshire.”

1430

Mike reads the weather – with no inflected meaning whatsoever. He reads right through the commas, albeit in a lovely mellifluous tone, “Lows of 6-32 fahrenheit.” That’s pretty hot.

TRAIL: Andrew Peach Show. Clip of Martin in Bracknell about benefits and tax, “and tomorrow we’re live on the busiest train in the country.”

1431 The Searchers/Goodbye My Love

“BBC Radio Berkshire. The Searchers. Goodbye. Discussing the length of a note in there. Only 6 seconds. Seems like an age ago.”

Back to Colin “who’s brought a fine beast in with him” – his £400 metal detector, thankfully. That’s a lot of coins to find ‘to a depth of 8 inches’ to get your cash back. (That’s my thought not Mike’s.)

“Like they say with drink”, says Mike, “you should detect sensibly.” They discuss a gold neck ring Colin found which can now be seen ‘by appointment’ in Reading Museum. “Which era yields the least?”, asks Mike. The Celtic coin index has risen from about 300 to 20,000 records thanks to the 20,000 or so ‘metal detectorists’. Anglo Saxon stuff is really rare apparently. Mike is enthusiastic. “I was involved in the find of Anglo Saxon York.” Who knew?! It becomes a slight geek-off but no less engaging for that.

“So if we did a little dig here, would we find something Roman or Iron Age?” Mike is well up for this OB. And promises to get onto it, before thanking Colin and hitting the tune.

1440 Mavericks/Dance the Night Away

SUMMARY

BBC Caversham

Watch Out. Mike’s got a metal detector. Photo (c) Nick Garrod

BBC Radio Berkshire is a kind of Green Room in reverse. Due to its handy proximity to leafy Thames-side locales, it tends to be where people end up after they’ve been on the telly.

The music was a bit whatever. I wasn’t expecting Frankie Goes To Hollywood, obviously, but three separate BBC inquiries into life after Savile and still it’s OK to play Gary Puckett? Following it with what must be the Searcher’s worst tune made the music image very old. And the Mavericks? Even when we hear a song from 1998 it sounds like it could be thirty years older. Still, no Lighthouse Family, so thank goodness for small mercies.

The travel news seemed a bit pointless. If there’s nothing going on, do I need to be told there’s nothing going on, on a list of things on which there’s nothing going on? But Berkshire usually image this stuff as a real benchmark, so it was an unusual lapse. Dull dull dull imaging behind it, too.

Great tease line on the Peach trail. Who wouldn’t want to listen to a show live from the busiest train in the country?!

I thought Mike’s UKIP-loving, Betjeman-quoting, stalker-avoiding back-story may be a bit outre for a quiet afternoon show, but this was really engaging. Maybe I’m getting old. But I learnt something. Yeah, there were some Bates-era radio-isms. 26 after 2? There was a genuinely nice moment of radio treatment, some warmth and enthusiasm in the presentation (two qualities woefully missing in some listening elsewhere recently) and plenty of localness.

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The Super Station Orkney

Tuesday, December 18th, 2012

This islands station is in hot water with Ofcom this week, falling foul of the 50% limit on community station funding from commercial sources.

The station has “given Ofcom a number of concerns over the management of the station and its finances, particularly because despite repeated opportunities, the station has been unable to provide sufficient verifiable information regarding its finances to explain the figures in its annual report,” (from the Ofcom Broadcast Bulletin).

So does the station’s output make more sense than its accounts?

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

Logo for Super Station

WHO  Ryan Woodman, according to the website, but he doesn’t appear in this segment

WHAT  105.4 The Superstation Orkney

WHEN  18 December 2012

1350

ADS: Highland Industrial Supplies/Sutherlands Pharmacy/Happy Haddock/Orkney Office Supplies

Sung ID: 105.4 The Super Station

Timbaland feat. Ne-Yo/Hands in the Air

ID: This is the Super Station

Stakka Bo/Here We Go

1400

TOTH: Online, On your smartphone, and on 105.4 FM – this is the Superstation. News.

IRN: Vomiting bug/Comet/GOSH presents stolen/Cancer boy/Redundancy Notice cut/Queen at Cabinet

1402

ID: (Santa VO) Christmas Time on the Super Station Orkney

Adele/Rolling in the Deep

Rob Thomas/Lonely No More

Aretha Franklin/Joy to the World

SUMMARY

Serving island communities is a radio specialism. Great stations in different sectors get it so right – BBC Radio Guernsey, Channel 103, Radio Scilly. Here, the Super Station appears to be a commercial music station in community licence clothes.

In this twenty-minute listen, the only local voices were in the ads. The liners were mid-90s American VOs and other than IRN, there was no content at all.

It could be that great community work and social gain is happening off-air. Certainly on-air, and on the station website, there’s little evidence. The four news stories online are all national feeds from Sky. It can’t be easy serving an audience of just 20,000 people. But elsewhere, for example, Radio Scilly catalyses community cohesion, is massively popular, and generates enough revenue to survive on a tenth of that.

I’ve blogged about community radio before. There are as many models as there are stations and communities.

Reporting the Ofcom/Super Station story, BBC Radio Orkney quoted MD Dave Miller as saying ‘he’d asked Ofcom on a number of occasions to change their licence to a commercial one .. and that it was testament to the station’s professional sound and popularity that it had been able to survive without public money’.

That’s as maybe. It’s good that this is a popular service, and clearly filling a need. But is it right to obtain a licence for one kind of radio station, then once on-air, clamour for another one? Community Radio in the UK today is a fascinating and vibrant sector. Someone even wants to monetise it, reported Radio Today this week. Good luck with that one …

Stations like this need to make the good, popular and the popular, good. To navigate the licensing rules and deliver social gain, all while paying the bills.

As commercial local radio coalesces around national brands, and BBC Locals face cuts and networking, there is an opportunity here. But is there enough programming and management nous in the sector to capitalise on that and secure the future?

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2Day FM

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

Uncomfortably the most talked-about radio station in the world this week, is it business as usual at 2-Day FM?

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WHO Dan ‘Mandy’ Cassin
WHAT 2day FM Sydney
WHEN Wednesday 12 December

Logo for Sydney's 2Day FM

0918 ID: Sydney’s Number 1 Hit Music Station, 2Day FM

Guy Sebastian/Battle Scars

0922 Quick cut-down phone chat with former Australian Idol winner Guy reacting to being voted No1 in 2-Day FM Top 50 of 2012. “From one aussie idol star to another …”

0923 Burn It Down/Ricki Lee

0927 ID: 1041 2Day Fm
David Guetta & Kid Cudi/Memories

0931 “This is your girl Rihanna. Only one station plays all the hits,” before, conveniently, it plays hers.
Rihanna/Diamonds

0934 ID: 1041 2-DayFM
Far East Movement/Turn Up the Love

0937 Beautifully-executed crunch and roll birthday dedication with a listener on the phone, told he’ll hear his song “in twelve minutes time.”

Labrinth/Beneath Your Beautiful

SUMMARY

Whatever you do in radio, this week’s story will have made you think. Echoes of Brand/Ross for BBC types. Where in the compliance chain did this go awry? If you’re a PD, would you have run it? And if you’ve ever been on the sharp end of some social media heat from a listener, imagining how for Michael Christian and Mel Greig, the nightmare continues.

Long after Jacintha Saldanha becomes one of those historical radio footnotes – like Gillian Duffy, Pierre Brassard or Greg Cordell – songs will still be played and gags will still be heard on 2Day FM. Cheeky headlines will dominate their website like ‘Sophie Monk makes Benji Madden Blush Talking about His Penis’, ‘Jackie’s Pap Smear’ and ‘OMG Dog Learns to Drive’.

It’s the kind of radio station where everything seems to endwith a string of exclamation marks!!! Or the annoying friend who adds LOL to the end of every sentence. Probably why it’s very successful.

From this twenty-minute sample, the station is playing it safe. There were no commercial messages in this segment, and only two presenter appearances, both slick and over music. Dan’s a bit squeaky but is slick and up.

An old boss of mine used to say it’s only radio, nobody dies. Tragically, on this occasion, somebody did. I guess it is unreasonable to assume there is any way those terrible circumstances could have been predicted.

But anyone who still thinks hoax calls still have currency will have to be very careful, very brave – or very stupid – to air them in the future.

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The Naked Scientists – BBC East

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

As BBC Local Radio says goodbye to a whole tranche of local evening programming, we check out one of the threatened shows, campaigning for its future existence.

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

WHO Kat Arni and Helen Scales

WHAT The Naked Scientists, BBC Local Radio in the East

WHEN Sunday 2 December

Some of the Naked Scientists

Naked Scientists

1800

A measured open, over a non-Mcasso bed: How can we protect the worlds oceans? Then into a fuller tease:  “How marine-protected areas can work. We examine evidence supporting the establishment of these around England, including one off the coast of Norfolk. Plus in the news, how the Grand Canyon is even older than we previously thought, and identify a new mechanism that makes tumours resistant to treatment.

ID: “Distilling the best science. The Naked Scientists. Look us up at thenakedscientists.com

Long interaction menu. Tweet, email, facebook etc is followed by the first studio interview.

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Jen Ashworth is from Natural England in Peterborough and is here to talk about Marine Preservation Areas. They’re kind of like nature reserves, but in the sea. This was high on fact and enthusiasm but low on emotion, or engagement. It zipped around from idea to idea without focus. One question was 31” long. Transitions sound very read, lacking confidence.

1810

Package from Royal Society unveiling of National Geographic film about a large marine reserve in Pitcairn. Starts with barely understandable audio from the film. Then it really comes alive with an interview featuring great description of the coral and sharks by a man who’s been there.

Some clunky writing here, ‘I spoke to Josh Reichert, Managing Director of the Pew Environment Group about how Pitcairn could fit into their Global Ocean Legacy Project, which is setting up a series of highly protected marine reserves around the world.’

But there was a neat moment where Pitcairn Islanders joined the Royal Society event via Skype. For some reason, they back announce every speaker again off the back, along with their long winded titles. You can see the pics on our website – and doesn’t give the address. Interestingly, it’s not a BBC website but the Naked Scientists’ own.

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ID: Reacting to the World’s Best Science – the Naked Scientists.Promo read: “Still to come, we’ll examine the case for marine protected areas around the English coast, and focus on the Norfolk Chalk Reef.” Another plea for interaction.

Then: “This programme is currently due to be taken off air by the BBC Eastern Region at the end of this month. It will be replaced by a music show. There’s a possibility it might continue in a different format but if this does happen it will only be on one radio station, Cambridgeshire. So if you’re listening in another part of the region, I’m afraid there’s going to be no more science programmes for you. If you’re upset about this or want to make your feelings known about this proposal, or you just want to know more about what’s going on, our producer Ben is standing by the phone to answer all your questions and explain where you can find out more about these proposed changes.

SUMMARY

The Naked Scientists have spawned podcasts, books, events – and notably, plenty of awards – during their decade on air.

This was not a stand-out edition. There was little colour, a lack of imagination to illustrate such a rich subject as the majesty of the ocean and what’s being done to protect it. These twenty minutes came alive twice. Once with the description by the deep sea diver – and once in the awkwardness of the announcement about the show’s own future. Hardly in the Danny Baker school of last shows, but still at-odds with the host broadcaster. (There’s much more detail on their Facebook page, including emails back and forth from the Naked Scientists to English Regions HQ.)

The Naked Scientists illustrate a tough call for BBC Local Radio. In sweeping away all kinds of grace-and-favour specialist shows, built at various stages across the history of 40 stations, it opens itself up to external criticism from opinion formers, petitions and even legal challenges!

At the heart is the decades-old debate about sequence shows versus specialist shows. In public service radio, is it better to schedule an hour of science once a week – or to find engaging scientists and wheel them out in front of a mainstream audience on a peak time sequence when the story merits it?

Should your off-peak hours be boutique shops serving a range of niche audiences; handy for ‘the long tail’, harder to manage and comply, or Tesco Extra; everything you want for the mainstream, but risking losing specialist contributors and passionate advocates?

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Jinglemad Radio

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

If you ever hovered over a ghetto blaster ready to unlock PAUSE to record an out of break, if you ever carted up a whole set, or ever wrote a lyric like ‘Getting into Kettering on the A509’ you’re going to love Jinglemad Radio.

Listened In is 2ZY’s weekly air-check blog. Every week we listen to a random twenty minute sample of a station or programme in the news.

The logo of Jinglemad Radio
WHO    Automated
WHAT  Jinglemad Radio
WHEN  27 November 2012

2255
CKZZ Montage/Reelworld: “Today’s Best Music Z95.3”
Seem to be a lot of samey transitions in this. Lovely Legal ID with a bit of Cameo/Word Up about it.

PJ Sissons tweets that he’s “frighteningly addicted”. Frighteningly is the word.

2258
TM Shotgun/TM
‘The jingle that set the standard by which all other jingles are measured,’ says generic American jingle demo voiceover man.

2258
A clever bit of continuity promotes ‘the latest jingle news on the way after
Sports/Travel/Weather together,’ before playing a nice montage of information beds. I’m a sucker for information beds.

Marcher Sport from when Marcher had a zillion brands on air.
Traffic News on Radio Aire. Muff Murfin right? You can tell from the fact the singers sound so ANGRY.
210 FM Weather. TM with Dave Arnold from when they switched on 102.9 and hired David Hamilton who famously played More Madonna. Less Mantovani.

2300
PIPS! A ramp (An old Radio Stoke alfa, I think) , then Stuart Clarkson reads the latest jingle news with the same gravitas that can be heard when he reads on 5 live. Tonight’s top stories?

Holland’s 538 rebrands with Wise Buddah.
Reelworld is on air on Tindle.
Brandy Power Intros on air in the US.
New Music 4 website.

2302
A lovely hour-open from JAM “Non stop jingles from MediaCityUK – Jingle Mad Radio. Powered by P2.”

Then, just like every hour, Jingle Mad Radio plays 66 jingles in a row.

I won’t list them all. But suffice to say, Jingle Mad Radio is good on its promises. This is a smorgasbord of jingles from all eras, stations and countries. Defunct brands like Severn Sound, Fortune 1458 and Medway FM rub shoulders with Z-100s, County Sound’s PAMS re-sings, even a full Moyles song from Music 4.

SUMMARY

Clearly this is insane and brilliant. Like the best gags, Jinglemad Radio plays it straight, and doesn’t send up this crazy idea.

Real thought has gone into how to construct an hour of content from the anorak archives around the world, alongside new content and news from those crafting imaging today. A nice touch was a run out for the BBC Radio Lincolnshire package written by Chris Jones, who died this week.

Two unexpected benefits. Listening to the out-of-hour 66-in-a-row from Jingle Mad could make you realise you’re not as much of an anorak as you think. I could only identify about a third of the packages/jingle companies.

And if you’re working on your station imaging at the moment, listening for a few hours uncovers a host of inspiring ideas, lyrics, chord progressions or production treatments you could steal and re-heat for today’s audiences.

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